Top Ten Things About Owning a Dog I Never Knew Before
1. You can fall in love in seconds. And from that point in time you will NEVER be the same person.
2. Feed a dog once. She'll poop 3 times. Laws of physics are mystical here!
3. Puppy breath (which I'm told everyone LOVES) smells to me like mild skunk. Just saying... it's not like fresh baked cookies or anything, I'm kinda disappointed!
4. When she's sick, your life is on hold. And you are terrified that you broke her.
5. The smell of puppy treats makes you hungry. Mostly because you haven't eaten lunch in the past 4 days being too occupied feeding her a lunchtime.
6. It doesn't matter what it is, a puppy will try to eat it. Poop. Rocks. Concrete. Dead worms. Dead leaves. Grass. Sofas. Blankets. Slippers. Mum's toes. Mum's pantyhose (ARGH!! 2nd time wearing them!) and everything else she can get her mouth around.
7. Puppies are escape artists disguised in furry wrappings. And when they escape from their kennel while you are at work they are very proud to show off their skills when you find them when you get home. (Yesterday was a long day... Sophie was sitting proudly on her blanket when I came home. Not in her kennel where I left her!)
8. Puppies think running away is fun. Mum thinks running hurts my brain. Puppy doesn't know I'm missing part of C1 and I'm not supposed to bounce!
9. A sleeping puppy moves and shakes and growls and woofs and snores and whines and runs and twitches and does all kinds of funny little movements. And has no idea she is doing it.
10. A puppy sleeping in your lap is your own personal heating pad. Not to mention cute, wonderful and makes you fall in love all over again.
|Sophie with her Wubba Rabbit. She loves her Wubba!|